Santa & Bunny Fan Pillows

Santa Claus

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Santa Claus's Mail

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

High security Santa's grotto

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Hot Tub Frosty

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

A Creature WAS Stirring

Santa CGI Effect

"I noticed a few browns."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Merry Christmas