Sanitizer Savant Mugs

I can't tell anymore if you're sanitizing your hands or just wringing them.

Hand Sanitizer in Restaurant

"You better hurry up and get in the queue!"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

The new normal

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Noise Pollution

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Holiday Gifts 2020

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"House red, sir?"

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

"I'm not taking any chances!"

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

The social distancing pepper mill.

COVID-19 safty tips

"The groomer used too much product."

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

"Are we at the undercoat stage yet, or is this still the primer?"

'Do you just add more layers as you get older, Mom?'

"It's even affecting Zoom now!"

Vitamin D

The time has come to bury my dear, sweet friend. Pardon? You have been a great companion and a trusted protector, but the end is nigh. Put my sunscreen into the trash. Hello wool guardian. For some, the change to winter can be dramatic.

Falls at work.