Sanitizer Savant Mugs

Hand Sanitizer in Restaurant

"You better hurry up and get in the queue!"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

The new normal

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Noise Pollution

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Holiday Gifts 2020

"House red, sir?"

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

"I'm not taking any chances!"

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

COVID-19 safty tips

The social distancing pepper mill.

"The groomer used too much product."

"Are we at the undercoat stage yet, or is this still the primer?"

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

'Do you just add more layers as you get older, Mom?'

"It's even affecting Zoom now!"

The apes make advances in grooming techniques.

Hygiene in food processing

Vitamin D

Falls at work.