Sanitary Engineer T-Shirts

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Biofelineism

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Water company bonus.

Whack-a-molecule

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"It's trickle down."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Water power.

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Sustainability

Daisy Diaper Service

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Post-corona road to recovery

Is this what they call inherent safety?

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Solar Power.

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

urban agriculture

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Welsh water sewage

NYC Department of Sanitation