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Claudette Melanson

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Kirsten Johnson

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

Baby Bear.

Reading

Gag - a graphic novel

Mephistopheles

"You think it's tough down there?"

Young Stephen King

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

Purple Fairy

The new boy was teased for being different.

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

My Prince.

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Snow white and the aliens.

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

'Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't ever start a resume with 'Once upon a time in a land far far away!''

"She then bit into the poison apple, hoping it would fend off the hostile takeover."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

"Relax, I grade on the curve."