Sandwich Outlaw Prints

Deliboys

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

Jelly I.V.

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"I'm a retired doctor."

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

Batman and Reuben

Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

For the Love of Peanut Butter

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

The Troposhere

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

Gloria knows where you've been tonight, Lance. Apparently, that sandwich she made you for lunch contained salami, cheese, lettuce, tomato and a GPS tracker. !! !!

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

"I don't know what kind of sandwich you made, but we're out of cat food."

Paninis of the Old West

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -