Sandpit Expert Prints

Extra Long-jump

Pull the udder one

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Home Heating Oil

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

'You're away, Doc!'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'We're not shouting, children, we just want to know where you buried Granddad.'

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

A Vet? I had you picked in advertising.

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

"An earthquake cracked the building in half. I'd have it fixed, but it's keeping the staff from constantly going to the break room."

"You've got to help me, Tom... my garden is out of control!"

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'You buried dad in the sand? That's nice, dear.'

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

'I told you to turn left - this is a bunker on the golf course!'

"I'm on videotape since Day One. How about you?"

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"The black flies go away when the mosquitoes show up."

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'Charlie, you've been dredging your sand from the golf courses again.'

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

Dept.of energy.

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'