Sandcastle Dreamer Mugs

No, cruel nature, WHY?

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Lady of the bath...

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I'm bored."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Squirrel on the beach

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'