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'Ken! Billy would like to use his sand box!'

"Nation-building never works."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Sunbathers.

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"City kids."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"Jeez, these things are hot."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

Sand castle in a sand timer.

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"