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'Ken! Billy would like to use his sand box!'

"Nation-building never works."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Sunbathers.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"City kids."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

That kid's all business.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Jeez, these things are hot."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

Sand castle in a sand timer.

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"