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'So what if we're in the best preschool? How can we go anywhere in life if we don't yet have maxed out credit cards?'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

A child runs an equity stand.

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

"Jeez, these things are hot."

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

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"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

Girl holding money.

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'