Sandbox Barrister Prints

"Who do you want to sue when you grow up?"

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

That kid's all business.

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"Jeez, these things are hot."

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

Make good decisions!

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

Attorney-at-play

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'

"I'd like to represent myself. . . though what as, I haven't yet decided."

"I promise that this will be the last time that Daddy will ask you to help him post his resume online."

'Relax, baby, and pay no attention to that old man behind you.'

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'