Sandbox Barrister Mugs

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"Jeez, these things are hot."

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

Attorney-at-play

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"

"I promise that this will be the last time that Daddy will ask you to help him post his resume online."

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

'Relax, baby, and pay no attention to that old man behind you.'

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

'My mom's pregnant. At first I was worried about the competition until I remembered that I was the incumbent.'