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Climber on golf course

"We all call him the German 'cause he spends most of his time in the bunker."

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Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Hole in one!!!!'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

A man plays golf by the sea

God in the bunker.

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Prisoner Crossing

'I'd kill for concrete.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

Offering a golfer a spade.

"I hate sand traps."

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

Weather is getting bad. . . what you need in your car for winter driver and emergencies...

'John keeps wishing he could write a really good novel about desert island.'

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

"I'm beginning to think he doesn't want to go back to civilization."

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

She went as far as she could to get away from the paperwork.

'I love golfing with Frank. He's in the sand and water so much it's like a day at the beach!'

'This is a very unforgiving golf course.'

Bear attack.

'SOME bunker this, eh?'