Sand Scamperer Pillows

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Segregated Beach

Battery Lighthouse

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

A man plays golf by the sea

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'No surf?'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Another Victim of Beach Brain

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

Directions to the Bar.

"I found this stuck in the sand right next to some sleeping people."

'Oh, yes! I can see it.'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

'Meet Bill, my most loyal sailor: I know he would only leave me if the boat were sinking...'

'Don't they look silly?'

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

Boat hits rocks because of dim glow from low-energy lighthouse

Statue of Liberty Underwater

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

'I think he wants you to go out further!'