Sanction Skeptic Gifts

The UK's Russian Sanctions

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Alternative Medicine

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

The suggestion box.

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'Too much Omega 3.'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

Suggestions Box

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

Russia had barely got started in Ukraine and "Gas War" against EU

"I totally meant to do that."

"I'm putting you on a stronger placebo."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

The Boomerang Sanctions

Science deniers Soc.