San Fermín Festival Mugs

Pampalona warm up.

Glastonbury. After.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Wine Lady

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Rainbow Quartet

Quartet.

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Vaccine Spring

'Nice jingle!'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

Ray Davies

Easter Egg Island

R.C.I.A.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

Maypole

"Spaghetti Rave"

Pinata Zombies

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

Hanukkah tree

"With so much business coming from China he thought he'd get ahead of the curve and learn a bit of the language...but it turned out to be a lot trickier than he thought... He was trying to wish them a joyous Quingming festival, but actually told them to l

Orchestra

Face painting children with no facial features.

Art for Sale

'And this is our National Debt Red. It's deep, long-lasting, and we know there's going to be a lot of interest.'

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

Glastonbury. Before.

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."