Beer Festival Mugs

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

Isolation or Individuality

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Glastonbury. After.

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Wine Lady

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

6 Brothers Falafel

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

At the rock concert...

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Beer Stall

Beers

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Joined at the hipster.

Rainbow Quartet

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."