Beer Festival T-Shirts

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

Isolation or Individuality

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Glastonbury. After.

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Wine Lady

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

6 Brothers Falafel

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

At the rock concert...

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Beer Stall

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Beers

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Rainbow Quartet

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."