Salt Shaker Master Pillows

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Giant slug attacks a city

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Bottle Distillery

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

The Perfect Cannonball

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

My dad makes his own beer.

Tea Snob.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'How much are your upside-down cakes? 99p.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

"And now from downtown!"

Alcohol Ingredients

"This is our coffeemaker room."

'Well, now do you believe that snow global warming is real?'

'Regular coffee? What's regular coffee?'