Salt Shaker Master Pillows

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Beer Stall

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Giant slug attacks a city

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Bottle Distillery

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

The Perfect Cannonball

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

My dad makes his own beer.

'How much are your upside-down cakes? 99p.'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Tea Snob.

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else!

"And now from downtown!"

Alcohol Ingredients

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

'Well, now do you believe that snow global warming is real?'