Salt Connoisseur Pillows

"I'm still working on the salt rim."

'Can I borrow that salt? Hell has frozen over!'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I love this time of day."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Giant slug attacks a city

'Man...You age great!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Superheroes Having a Drink

Toast: the high energy food

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Redhead

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Join me in a glass of champagne?

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."