Salt Connoisseur Pillows

"I'm still working on the salt rim."

'Can I borrow that salt? Hell has frozen over!'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Party Animals.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I love this time of day."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Toast: the high energy food

Giant slug attacks a city

'Man...You age great!'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Redhead

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."