Saloon Skit Lover Pillows

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"What'll ya have?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

Trigger Happy hour 5-6

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

Feeding The Lions At The Zoo

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

Saloon Selectives

'That's the last straw, mister.'

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

"It's the Florida kid."

"Leave the toilet."

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."