Salmon Chaser Pillows

The Salmon Fisherman

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Breakthrough

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"He chases submarines."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

Man on motorbike.

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"Stop chasing my tail? I'd be lost if I had no goal in life."

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Bureaucrat Walking his Pet

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'