Sales Tactics Humorist Mugs

Start their day with a splash of humor—our sales tactics humorist mugs feature clever quotes and witty designs perfect for sharp salespeople who love a good laugh with their coffee.

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"Reliability?? But what about the dunamic color combo and the satisfying exhaust notes?"

"Reliability?? But what about the dunamic color combo and the satisfying exhaust notes?" mockup

"Reliability?? But what about the dunamic color combo and the satisfying exhaust notes?"

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"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture." mockup

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

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'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!' mockup

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

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"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue." mockup

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

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These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year. mockup

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

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The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated. mockup

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

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I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product. mockup

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

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'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.' mockup

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

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Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice." mockup

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

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A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'. mockup

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

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"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!" mockup

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

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'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.' mockup

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

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'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...' mockup

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

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"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays." mockup

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

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Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle mockup

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle

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'Blast it's raining!'

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'All profits go directly to charity' mockup

'All profits go directly to charity'

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Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

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"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation." mockup

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

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'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.' mockup

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

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'For kicking our salesman down the stairs, we take 10 euros extra charge, sir!'

'For kicking our salesman down the stairs, we take 10 euros extra charge, sir!' mockup

'For kicking our salesman down the stairs, we take 10 euros extra charge, sir!'

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"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell." mockup

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

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Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea. mockup

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

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"They're becoming very pushy these doorstep salesmen."

"They're becoming very pushy these doorstep salesmen." mockup

"They're becoming very pushy these doorstep salesmen."

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"Faked by a snake selling rakes." mockup

"Faked by a snake selling rakes."

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"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"

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Roy's no soliciting signs being sold by door to door salesman.

Roy's no soliciting signs being sold by door to door salesman. mockup

Roy's no soliciting signs being sold by door to door salesman.

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'Okay, okay!... I'll buy a few pegs!' mockup

'Okay, okay!... I'll buy a few pegs!'

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Pushy Salesmen

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Sales Secrets of the Clerk who Talked you into Buying this Book

Sales Secrets of the Clerk who Talked you into Buying this Book mockup

Sales Secrets of the Clerk who Talked you into Buying this Book

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"Nope, no airbags. But did I mention the heavy-duty seatbelts?"

"Nope, no airbags. But did I mention the heavy-duty seatbelts?" mockup

"Nope, no airbags. But did I mention the heavy-duty seatbelts?"

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'I've been able to change their answer from 'never' to 'when pigs fly'.'

'I've been able to change their answer from 'never' to 'when pigs fly'.' mockup

'I've been able to change their answer from 'never' to 'when pigs fly'.'

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Pharmaceutical sales rep Jules Halm loved to sport his 'jacket of 1,000 pills.'

Pharmaceutical sales rep Jules Halm loved to sport his 'jacket of 1,000 pills.' mockup

Pharmaceutical sales rep Jules Halm loved to sport his 'jacket of 1,000 pills.'

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Six hundred quid for a storage case! Yes sir, but you get a free router.

Six hundred quid for a storage case! Yes sir, but you get a free router. mockup

Six hundred quid for a storage case! Yes sir, but you get a free router.

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Loud mouthed car sales man selling a car advertised 'with windbag'

Loud mouthed car sales man selling a car advertised 'with windbag' mockup

Loud mouthed car sales man selling a car advertised 'with windbag'

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Sales Tactics Humorist Mugs Collection

Sales Tactics Humorist Pillows

Find pillows with witty sales quotes and clever designs—great for sprucing up their office or living space with humor.

Sales Tactics Humorist Prints

Decorate with prints that jibe at sales strategies—ideal for inspiring laughs and adding a fun touch to any workspace or home.

Sales Tactics Humorist T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that hilariously celebrate sales tactics, ideal for adding humor and personality to their casual wardrobe.