Sales And Discounts Mugs

"More like 95% off!"

Sale! Best Prices. Marked Down!

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut Price

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Unusual Offers

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Last Chance for Everything.

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

Giant Sale!

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

1/2 price on Day-Old Coffee.

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"How much is the sign?"

Hole Sale

Jeans sale

Clothes sale - everything must go!

'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'