Sales And Discounts Mugs

"More like 95% off!"

Sale! Best Prices. Marked Down!

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut Price

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Unusual Offers

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Last Chance for Everything.

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Giant Sale!

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Everything for a buck.

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

1/2 price on Day-Old Coffee.

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"How much is the sign?"

Clothes sale - everything must go!

'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'

'Shove' (at big sale).