Deals And Discounts Mugs

"Six ideas for $10 or $15 for a dozen."

'It's five dollars cheaper if you watch the commercials.'

Gas prices are down a dime!

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Unusual Offers

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"The sales don't start until next week but I saved a huge amount of time by buying everything today!"

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

1/2 price on Day-Old Coffee.