Salary Surveyor Pillows

'Doc, when I had a look at my salary statement, I got a motivation leak'!

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Tension filled the tent.

When Engineers Crack.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'A word in my office Jones.'

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

"I see you have experience marking territory."

Surveys and economic interests

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'

Pollsters: Mori, Gallup and Just Nosey.

CONGRESS, 'You know, we wouldn't need a pay hike if we got commissions on our appropriations.'

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

"One final question... how did you hear about us/"

Surveying.