Salary Showdown Enthusiasts Mugs

How to put a pitcher under pressure.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

'What would you say to a salary increase?'

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?'

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

',,,and you can name your salary as long as it falls within our range of underpaid employees,'

Think Big - 'I want a rise - a big one.'

'I may be an incurable optimist, but I think I can get a raise out of ol' J.P.'

What motivates you? Apart from earning enough money to keep me alive?

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

We're prepared to offer you a starting salary in the low six figures...if you count the decimal.

'A tip jar does not constitute a raise!'

'I could be happy with less.. but I'd rather be ecstatic with more.'

'I knew my salary wasn't high enough until I felt deep abiding shame.'

'Here are today's numbers: I earn $1369 per day, an increase of $548 per day over my previous job...'

'Actually, Carruthers, if you take the world average income, you're grossly overpaid.'

GP pay award wheel.

"The salary is excellent and the benefits are outstanding. So... which would you prefer?"

'Its going to be difficult to replace you. Especially on the salary we were paying.'

"Guess how long it's been since I've had a salary increase."

There comes a moment when you realize that you're not going to get that payrise you've been hoping for.

'I'm very good at what I do...as long as what I do is being overpaid.'

"Does the job hold many challenges?"