Salary Satirist T-Shirts

Express their comedic take on workplace antics with our salary satirist t-shirts. Perfect for those who love to wear their humor and critique the realities of office life.

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'We value you in ways that cannot be expressed in money.'

'We value you in ways that cannot be expressed in money.' mockup

'We value you in ways that cannot be expressed in money.'

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'Micro payment? I've been on micro payment for years!'

'Micro payment? I've been on micro payment for years!' mockup

'Micro payment? I've been on micro payment for years!'

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'You want paid a lot, we'll pay you a little. You want to start off at the top, we'll start you off at the bottom. When can you start.'

'You want paid a lot, we'll pay you a little. You want to start off at the top, we'll start you off at the bottom. When can you start.' mockup

'You want paid a lot, we'll pay you a little. You want to start off at the top, we'll start you off at the bottom. When can you start.'

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'Work?...On my salary?'

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'Of course I'm overpaid, everyone is overpaid!'

'Of course I'm overpaid, everyone is overpaid!' mockup

'Of course I'm overpaid, everyone is overpaid!'

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"That sweet raise everybody's been excited about is finally here. Enjoy it!"

"That sweet raise everybody's been excited about is finally here. Enjoy it!" mockup

"That sweet raise everybody's been excited about is finally here. Enjoy it!"

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"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!" mockup

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

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"Great work, Jackson! I'm going to raise your salary by 7 downsizings."

"Great work, Jackson! I'm going to raise your salary by 7 downsizings." mockup

"Great work, Jackson! I'm going to raise your salary by 7 downsizings."

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"My teacher said if she knew as much about teaching as everyone else, the school would't be able to afford her."

"My teacher said if she knew as much about teaching as everyone else, the school would't be able to afford her." mockup

"My teacher said if she knew as much about teaching as everyone else, the school would't be able to afford her."

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"These are the only applicants we found. I think we need to start thinking about the salaries we offer."

"These are the only applicants we found. I think we need to start thinking about the salaries we offer." mockup

"These are the only applicants we found. I think we need to start thinking about the salaries we offer."

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'Women want equal pay for equal work, so a minimum allowance law for kids can't be far behind.'

'Women want equal pay for equal work, so a minimum allowance law for kids can't be far behind.' mockup

'Women want equal pay for equal work, so a minimum allowance law for kids can't be far behind.'

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'It's a great title, but the job pays minimum wage.'

'It's a great title, but the job pays minimum wage.' mockup

'It's a great title, but the job pays minimum wage.'

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'What's your opinion on a minimum wage?' 'Fine, as long as they don't tamper with the maximum wage!'

'What's your opinion on a minimum wage?' 'Fine, as long as they don't tamper with the maximum wage!' mockup

'What's your opinion on a minimum wage?' 'Fine, as long as they don't tamper with the maximum wage!'

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I think, theerfore I am underpaid mockup

I think, theerfore I am underpaid

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"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?"

"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?" mockup

"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?"

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'Here's your paycheck...some of it is for the work you do, the rest is just plain gravy.'

'Here's your paycheck...some of it is for the work you do, the rest is just plain gravy.' mockup

'Here's your paycheck...some of it is for the work you do, the rest is just plain gravy.'

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'I earn a 7 figure salary! Unfortunately there's a decimal in the wrong place!'

'I earn a 7 figure salary! Unfortunately there's a decimal in the wrong place!' mockup

'I earn a 7 figure salary! Unfortunately there's a decimal in the wrong place!'

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The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

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