Salary-minded Ponderer T-Shirts

'I would've preferred the raise.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

Trumped

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

',,,and you can name your salary as long as it falls within our range of underpaid employees,'

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

Diversity Does Not Include Class

Financial Eyesight

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

'Money, money, money, that's the only three things you ever think about.'

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

Taylor, I've decided to sack you. I hope this doesn't affect our marriage in any way.

"I don't wear jewelry, but cash is nice."

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."

"I'm savings. Investing is across the hall."

'Jeeves...Jeeves...'

Pollution and money

"I'm not sure you're taking this bonus cap thing seriously."

"Personally I don't think our salaries are too high - I see them as legitimate compensation for the emotional trauma we suffer due to the public's disdain for our high salaries."

Grading Guidelines.

'And briefly, what is it that attracts you to a job in banking?'

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

Filibuster.

'OK, here's the play, based on your prorated salaries...'

Professor, I think you'll find the concepts I present in this paper, even in their embryonic stages, hang in the delicate balance between that which is mnemonically incredible and that which is sheer genius! ... Then again, they could have simply been the