Salary Evaluator Prints

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

"So do I take it that's a 'NO' to the pay rise?"

"Phizby, your can't do attitude has really cut down on screw-ups around here. Keep up the good work!"

"I'm getting tired of telling you you can't have a raise!"

'Whose idea was it to use enron as a benchmark?'

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

"Yes, you do go the extra mile for this company. But you've been going in the wrong direction."

'I received matching offers.'

"If I paid you what you're worth, you'd be working for nothing!"

'You get paid for what you produce at work not what you produce at home.'

"You've screwed up, messed up and played up. I didn't realise you were so multi-skilled."

'I can show you in our panic room while you're waiting to see the boss.'

Jeff hated performance reviews.

'Treat me easy this morning.'

"Frankly, your performance has been spotty."

'I've read my appraisal and this is my solicitor - I intend to sue you!'

'We value you in ways that cannot be expressed in money.'

"I'd like a 150% rise."

'I want a bigger piece of the pie.'

Sex Score

'We first met here - when I was doing your job.'

"It's way too cerebral. What were you thinking?"

'Well done Flipper, you seem to be balancing your workload well.'

"Has it been in your family long?"

'You say here you're a people person.'

"Ah, Miss Frimley! It must be salary review time again!"

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

Ssomething tells me this award has gone to his head!

'Within the last months, you worked perfectly and I've got nothing to blame you for. Do you hate me for something in particular?'

'Your performance review is in...and it's not good.'