Salary Debate Engager Pillows

All social workers are equal, some just get paid a lot more than others.

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

An informed voter is a good voter

Unanimous voting.

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

Voter impatience.

'For those of you who don't wish to know the results of our executives pay...turn away now.'

',,,and you can name your salary as long as it falls within our range of underpaid employees,'

'If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?'

'I stopped paying attention to polls since a poll showed voters prefer someone who ignores the polls.'

Sick America

'I may be an incurable optimist, but I think I can get a raise out of ol' J.P.'

'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'

When hiking trail crosses campaign trail...VOTE!

Think Big - 'I want a rise - a big one.'

'They gave me ten years in the private sector!'

"In politics a lot more is said than is done. So I promise to 'say less' when I 'do less'."

"Surely the realize that ethics laws just put us on the slippery slope of legislating morality."

Throwing out baby with the bath water.

NO CRT