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"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Always with the String Theory."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Wow...your resume is quite impressive."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

'I'm sorry, but you have a very impressive resume, and at this company, we find competence threatening.'

Your tax $ at WAR.

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"I like to keep things simple."

"I'm fascinated by your résumé, particularly the advertising supplement."

'You're hired. Go figure.'

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"

Our 4 Branches of Government

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

'Just look'in'

Planner at work.

"Any sign of recovery yet?"

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

'The NHS believes in a carrot and stick approach to motivation...'

"We're being accused of talking down the economy...I want the idea looked at on pages 1,3,6 and 7 with a colour spread in the supplement."

"Just keep cranking 'em out until we have parity with the old franc!"

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

'We need someone on the outside.'