Saintly Smiles Mugs

"You have a mask?"

Tiny Visions

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"It's true: no more burpees."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

"Relax, I grade on the curve."

'I'm good. How are you?'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

"The lost password department's that way."

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."

'I'm real sorry. It was all the 'blonde' jokes you told.'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Saint Gustaf, patron of pranksters and practical jokers. Martyred by angry mob in 725.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

"Bad timing – he's in one of his Old testament moods today."

Holy monk.

Happy Spring!

"You'll soon get used to it, being deceased is fun."

Proposed solution to repugnant and obsolete St. Patrick's Day parade: add more saints.

Monk

Police lineup with smileys.

"Fortunately, I was texting St. Christopher."

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

'I'd buy her a drink, but I don't think I can do that up here.'

"When I found out I couldn't take it with me, I left it all to charity."

"You're just in time. We're having vegetarian chili tonight."

"I remember behavior like that being followed by fire and brimstone."

We don't have a 'reasonable doubt' rule up here!