Saintly Scholar Mugs

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

A surprise in heaven

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"Have you been working out?"

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Wikipedia...

'Read that last part back to me.'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

The ten ammendments

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

'Thirty years in academia and all I got was this chair.'

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."