Saint Bernard Devotee Mugs

'Trouble! Trouble! First my cat diappears, and now Gregory has indigestion...'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

Scot holding a heart.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Poetry Buff.

Church Restoration Fund.

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Dec. 26

"We may be in trouble. . . the prosecutions expert witness can usually tell if a defendants been good or bad!"

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

Give Thanks.

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

'After thousands of miles and millions of homes, I finally get to rela...'

Opera Lover

Christmas 2020

'They're all for you.'

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

Rescue Dogs

Cupid accidentally kills one of his targets.

"'Fancy a shag', I think this one is from Dwayne!"

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

A.E. Housman

John Knox

Visiting Santa

A woman's dog brings her a valentine.