Saint Bernard Devotee Mugs

'Trouble! Trouble! First my cat diappears, and now Gregory has indigestion...'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

Scot holding a heart.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Poetry Buff.

Church Restoration Fund.

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Dec. 26

"We may be in trouble. . . the prosecutions expert witness can usually tell if a defendants been good or bad!"

Pavlov's Dog at Christmas time...

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"

Give Thanks.

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

'After thousands of miles and millions of homes, I finally get to rela...'

Opera Lover

Christmas 2020

'They're all for you.'

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

Rescue Dogs

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

Cupid accidentally kills one of his targets.

"'Fancy a shag', I think this one is from Dwayne!"

John Knox

A.E. Housman

St Ninian, patron saint of hypochondriacs

"Not bad, but I said, 'Stay'."

Twas 6 days before Christmas when Santa heard a ker-plunk! He rushed to the door, and found the ice cap had shrunk...