Santa Devotees Mugs

Christmas 2020

Visiting Santa

Santa Claus's Mail

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa Dog

Filming Christmas

Hot Tub Frosty

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Meet Santa's entourage

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Santa CGI Effect

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

'And that,and that,and that...'