Saga Creator Mugs

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Music producers.

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Free Little Library

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

Smirking or Non-smirking

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

"Always stay rooted, or you'll turn into a tumbleweed..."

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

'Okay, one more saga and then off you go to sleep.'

'Well you know what they say 'here today gone tomorrow' or in the case of dotcoms, 'here today gone shortly after lunch.'

"Meaning of life? Oh, you want my brother. Third mountain over on my right. Me, I'm just a hermit."

'This alternative doctor of yours better be good!'

"Dad, read us a story" "Ask your Mom" "Origin of Mother Goose"

Liv Ullmann

Pandemic Haircut

King Marke of Cornwall

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

'I had the cops all bribed, but I completely forgot about the stupid superheroes!'

"If she's so good how come she didn't predict this?"

"Have you got a thrilling, magnificent saga that can also teach me how to make a bundle in real estate with no money down?"

"These two gentlemen want to turn that note you passed in homeroom into a movie."