Safety Risk Assessor T-Shirts

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

You Are Here

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Time Out For Teddy

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Caution signs.

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

Nuclear waste.

Safety Barriers

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty