Safety Protocol Nerd Mugs

Start their day with a laugh! Our safety protocol nerd mugs feature witty safety slogans and clever designs that turn daily routines into moments of joy and recognition.

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Moses does a Life jacket demo

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The new normal

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'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.' mockup

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

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AI Safety Officer

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European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules mockup

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

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'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.' mockup

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

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'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.' mockup

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

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'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?' mockup

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

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"OSHA is going to hear about this!" mockup

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

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Decontamination

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"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion." mockup

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

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Speeding Forklift

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First Aid Box

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'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.' mockup

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

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"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?" mockup

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

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"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift." mockup

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

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Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen. mockup

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

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"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..." mockup

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

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'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.' mockup

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

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Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy. mockup

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

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'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.' mockup

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

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Man sees danger of death sign. Arrows from sign are locked up.

Man sees danger of death sign. Arrows from sign are locked up. mockup

Man sees danger of death sign. Arrows from sign are locked up.

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"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it." mockup

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

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A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!' mockup

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

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Warning: this is a safe area.

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Rules and procedure

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"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping." mockup

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

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Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick! mockup

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

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'In case of a sudden loss of cabin-pressure, please don the respective AFTER-LIFE costume located in the seat pocket in front of you..'

'In case of a sudden loss of cabin-pressure, please don the respective AFTER-LIFE costume located in the seat pocket in front of you..' mockup

'In case of a sudden loss of cabin-pressure, please don the respective AFTER-LIFE costume located in the seat pocket in front of you..'

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"I'm not wearing any underwear."

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"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..." mockup

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

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"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin." mockup

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

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'Well I think we've nearly broken the back of this 'risk assessment..'

'Well I think we've nearly broken the back of this 'risk assessment..' mockup

'Well I think we've nearly broken the back of this 'risk assessment..'

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Acme Candles - In case of fire, break glass.

Acme Candles - In case of fire, break glass. mockup

Acme Candles - In case of fire, break glass.

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Staff Only

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Safety Protocol Nerd Mugs Collection

Safety Protocol Nerd Pillows

Cozy up with pillows that blend humor and safety—ideal for adding personality to any room of their home or workspace.

Safety Protocol Nerd Prints

Decorate their space with stylish prints that highlight their passion for safety and protocols—fun, witty, and conversation-starting.

Safety Protocol Nerd T-Shirts

Discover a range of fun t-shirts that showcase their safety enthusiasm—perfect for casual days filled with geeky pride.