Safety Proponent Mugs

XL Bully ban

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Baby on board.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

On the brink.

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Getting the hang of it?"

Reasonableman

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Careful."

Cafe Burns.

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'