Safety Precautionist Prints

"Turning right in four miles. Must turn on blinkers now."

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

On the brink.

Baby on board.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Caution signs.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Crash Test Dummy Blues

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."