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Safety Net Navigators Pillows
Bring comfort and a smile to the safety net navigator’s space with pillows that speak to their supportive nature. Cozy, humorous, and thoughtful, they add a special touch to any home or office.
"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."
"It's not just him. The whole system's down."
'The dripping keeps me awake!'
'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'
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Science and Coronavirus
Babies
'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'
"The aspirin there is your medical benefit and here is your vision benefit."
'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'
Oceanographer
Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''
"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"
"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."
"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"
"I don't care what it says on the 'chocoholics' website I'm not able to prescribe chocolate mini eggs on the NHS."
"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"
"I'm getting the hang of the patient portal. It reminded me to refill my beta blocker, but I keep getting ads. Can you prescribe a good pop-up blocker too?"
"My child has special wants."
College of Arts and Sciences (and a few things to fall back on).
"I raised three kids, so you could say I was in risk management."
Sale-everything must go! - Big bargain on "sale-everything must go!" sign.
Next year will be a good time to buy tech stocks. The tip of the iceberg.
The straw that broke the camels back!
'I never know which side to start on.'
Hospital bed shortages
'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'
"You definitely have a case. This says nothing about eggs."
The Conversation Cafe
'Well, you have an excellent life policy -- now, would you be interested in some lifestyle insurance?'
'And what can I do for you..?'
'Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will rip out my entrails and dance on my grave.'
"We're happy that you got great news on your tests. We're still sending in our grievance counselor to help you cope with your medical bill, though."
"You should never be embarrased to ask for help, Grandpa."
Safety Net Navigators Pillows Collection
Safety Net Navigators Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate safety net navigators. Perfect for daily encouragement and a cheerful reminder of their important role.
Safety Net Navigators Prints
Browse our inspiring prints that showcase the vital work of safety net navigators. Artistic and meaningful, they brighten up any room.
Safety Net Navigators T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts designed for safety net navigators. Wear your support with pride and humor in every occasion.