"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"
Safety Measure Aficionado Mugs
Start their day with a laugh—our safety measure aficionado mugs feature witty prints that remind us all that safety is serious business, but laughter makes the message go down easier.
'OK, now let's be careful out there.'
"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."
"And you're certain these are accidents?"
'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'
Baby on board.
Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'
'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'
"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."
On the brink.
Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed
Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'
Noah's life jacket demonstration
'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'
"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."
"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"
A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.
'Mind how you cross the ocean.'
'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'
Job Safety - Pumpkin.
Caution signs.
Health and safety notice falling on builder.
Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!
Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.
'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'
"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."
The Dangers of National Safety Week.
A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."
"I think I found a location for our vacation."
Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.
'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'
'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'
'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'
'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'
'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'
Safety Measure Aficionado Mugs Collection
Safety Measure Aficionado Pillows
Discover cozy safety humor with our fun pillows—an ideal gift for those who like to keep safety at the heart of their decor.
Safety Measure Aficionado Prints
Browse our safety-themed art prints to add a clever, decorative reminder that safety is always in style.
Safety Measure Aficionado T-Shirts
Check out our humorous safety-themed t-shirts—perfect for the safety enthusiast who loves to wear their passion with pride.