Hell's first aid box...
Quirky Safety Aficionado Mugs
Start their day with a smile using mugs featuring witty safety sayings and playful designs, perfect for safety aficionados who like their humor with a side of caution.
'OK, now let's be careful out there.'
"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."
"And you're certain these are accidents?"
'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'
'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'
On the brink.
Baby on board.
"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."
'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'
Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed
'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'
"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."
'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'
Job Safety - Pumpkin.
Caution signs.
Health and safety notice falling on builder.
Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.
Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!
A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."
"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."
Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.
'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'
'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'
"I think I found a location for our vacation."
'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'
'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'
'Not without your helmet, you're not!'
'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'
Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.
'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'
'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'
'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'
No Smoking.
"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."
Quirky Safety Aficionado Mugs Collection
Quirky Safety Aficionado Pillows
Make their space more fun with pillows featuring quirky safety sayings and eye-catching designs.
Quirky Safety Aficionado Prints
Brighten up their walls with prints that celebrate safety with a humorous and creative touch.
Quirky Safety Aficionado T-Shirts
Find hilarious and clever safety-themed T-shirts that bring humor and personality to any casual wardrobe.