Safety Mascot Pillows

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

Safety Barriers

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Days without an incident.

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

'New normal' family life

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

Athlete

Climb to Safety in Case of Alien Invasion

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

Dual Airbags