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"Excuse me driver, but your guard is stuck in the doors!"

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Safety Barriers

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Fire door.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

Boozing and Cruising

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.