Safety Engineering Pillows

'Hey, look, the sprinkler system works.'

Tunnel of crash tests

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

On the brink.

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Baby on board.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"Careful."