Safety Dilemma Ponderer Mugs

'I've forgotten my knee pads, you've strapped a gas bottle to your head. I dunno. It doesn't bode well, does it?'

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

In a Quandary

"You cheated on the assignment and got an A? Glad to see you've learned a useful life skill."

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

"We love your results. We're just a weeny bit concerned about your methods."

Mountains and Molehills

Which came first, the club or the hole?

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.'

Do you have a problem?. . . Continue on as usual.

'Call me immediately if this prescription causes and headaches or hallucinations.'

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

"It's just a precaution, we've had a few close calls lately."

'When we say 'it's not rocket science' we mean it's something far more complicated.'

'Have you ever tried pushing a piece of string?.'

"The only thing I've learned from my mistakes is that apparently I'll keep making them."

"As a matter of fact, we do have one question."

Problem. . . Appropriate Amount Of Worry. . . Extra Worry Just To Be Sure. . . Even More Worry Days After Problem Forgotten About.

"And next time, make a decision and stick to it!"

'We can't make any plans. By the time we grow up, there will be professions no one has ever dreamed of.'

'What's fire?'

"How do I know if I'm being indecisive?"

"60 feet 6 inches oughta be fine.", "666 feet if you really want to be safe."

"I thought I knew the answer. . . and isn't it the thought that counts?"

'I'm semi-bulimic, I binge but I don't purge.'

Semantics - A classroom in which meanings are discussed (Actually, this is just a door. The classroom is on the other side of the door.)

Bomb Disposal Expert.

"You must get over this fear of doctors. You're the residency chief."

"Alcohol doesn't solve any problem. But neither does milk."

'Curiosity'

STRIP Rich man counting sheared sheep in his sleep