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Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

Days without an incident.

"That was a good interview. Do you have any other questions about this company?"

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

"Sweet dreams, Tim." "Mort Feldstein: Loving father and professional clown."

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

'New normal' family life

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

Athlete

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

Managing your team is much easier if you can inject some humour into your relationships with them.

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

Gardening for Beginners

'This new ruling on bankers pay has really thrown the cat among the pigeons...'

"Sorry Pardner, but this is fool's gold!"

Snitching box.

"Why did I come in here?"

'Excuse me,Sir, but me and the rest of the work force think this dress code probably violates OSHA rules.'

'We had a fireman come to class today. Do you know what to do if you're ever caught in a burning building? Just stop, drop and roll...'

'It's a part of my childhood. After years of neglect, I've decided to recapture it.'

Take no shortcuts! Assess the risks!...

Computer cables as fire ladder.

'So you're the boy who wants to be a health and safety officer.'

'See??. . . No such thing as monsters in the closet. . . or evil clowns under the bed. . . Now, try and get some sleep little one!!'

Risk Management Hut.

Falling from a billboard

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

Penguin in a life jacket.

'If you ever got in on time I'd drop dead with the shock.' - 'Are you trying to bribe me?'

I brake for EVERYTHING.