Safe-driving Fan Prints

"Let's see how you do on this car quiz. How many feet does it take to stop the car if you're driving 75 miles an hour and you have to slam on the brakes?"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

Ducks crossing.

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

Angry pensioner

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

Cylinder Head

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Finishing Line

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

"Easy does it, Ralph."

Betty liked to use safety glasses

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

'Don't speed. It's better to be late in this world than early in the next. . .'

"That's right, Terri, my dad let me borrow his car!"

Crash Test Smartie

Keep Apart 2 Chevrons

Air Bag.