Safar Pillows

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Romantic Giraffes

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"Eat me"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Giraffe Selfie

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Elephant ass selfie.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Zoo animals.

Thug life on safari.

Giraffe Portrait

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.